Jesus Saves Metro PCS Shopkeeper

 
 Robber:
"I go to Calvary Chapel"

"Cause I'm a be evicted if I don't come up with $300 dollars!" 

"It's not real, It's a be bbgun!"

This is fucked up in so many levels.  I wanna crack a joke but I'm trying really hard not to!
To be honest I see this guy as a victim. I try not to post shit like this, I like to keep things on
a fun, funny level but this right here just fucked my head up.  Not only did he get caught,
he was held without bond on one count of armed robbery, one count of attempted armed robbery
& he was also hit with a bench warrant from a child support case.  Crazy!