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Showing posts with label WTF?. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 14

3's Company!!!!!!!

- WTF?  I guess she couldn't choose between Adolf or Teddy
  She got that nigga nicely tucked in too!  Ha! This is Classic!

Tuesday, June 7

Indiana Teen Faces Up To 8 Years For High School Senior Prank



- This fucked my head up!
  Obviously they ain't gon' give him 8 but this is somethang that's gon' affect the rest of his life.
  Especially w/ his record! Trust me I know!
  Honestly the dumb ass local police are taking this shit too far.
  Ok he learned his lesson, you sent out a message.. Clap-Clap (Applause) now let him go.
  Nowadays if you haven't noticed the police everywhere & the court systems
  are just getting worse & worse.   It's fucked up.
  That's why I quit my previous illegal profession! (Cough-Cough!)
  Man, Oprah quit at the wrong time!

Tuesday, April 5

DJ Mister Cee Arrested for Engaging in Gay Sex Act



Hot 97 Deejay Calvin “Mister Cee” Laburn
(executive producer of the Notorious B.I.G.’S debut album “Ready to Die”)
was busted by NYPD cops before being hauled off to jail & charged w/ lewd conduct.
It happened this past Wednesday at about 5:00 p.m. That’s when cops approached a parked car and caught Mister Cee in the act of receiving fellatio from a young man (said to be 20 years old) inside the vehicle. The 44-year-old music man was booked at
Manhattan’s 1st Precinct, located @ West Street & Watts Street.

- WTF?  I be listening to Mister Cee too.  Won't be anymore though! 
  That's just fucking nasty as hell.  I don't even know what to say right now on some real shit. 
  Not to offend anyone but I just don't get male homosexuality? 
  Women are so g*ddamn gorgeous, why would you do this nasty dumb shit. 
  This is beyond down low. This is some perverted,
  US Senator, LifeTime Sunday Movie, Studio 54 shit! 
  I feel like throwing up!   


 Spotted at Jemblog

Monday, March 14

Big Sean "Hometown" Official Video (Biting)



Fucking bullshit!  I hate when smaller niggas bite from Legendary niggas. 
Big Sean cool but why he done went & stole from Big K.R.I.T.?
Man K.R.I.T already used this sample from Adele & not to mention Krit's version shit's on this bullshit!  Really Though?  I want to hear what Krizzle got to say on this. 
Not to mention Krit made the beat on his version.  U steal the sample & the g*ddamn song title?  Shit!  I'm heated like I know these niggas in real life.  Don't let me be part of K.R.I.T's entourage.  I'd gun for that big head of Sean's ASAP!  A-S-A-P!   How can u be part of Good Music & steal somebody's else's good music!?  I never was a "big"  Big Sean fan but definately I ain't one now!  That shit is Doo-Doo Basura
What's the name of them big headed lil' aliens in that movie that ran around making them strange noises shooting laser beams & shit?  Well, I can't remember but that's Lil' Sean now!  Running around stealing niggas for their classic shit & converting it into purity shit! 
Nigga said he a hall monitor!   Yeah, I believe it.  I can picture lil' Sean wearing one of them Orange thangs w/ a lil' badge on it, telling people to stop running & asking 
"Where's your pass?"  Shit, where's your pass lil' Sean?  U don't have a pass to steal other niggas Classic shit!  SMH!  I don't care if it's for a mixtape, an album, or a lil' kids fucking Barmitzfa! 
This was a No-No!  I need a g*ddman coffee!

Wednesday, March 2

Kim Kardashian "Jam" (Turn It Up) | Produced By: The Dream


SMH! Sooooooooooooo, where do I begin?
Um!! Yeah, soooo um The Dream produced this?
Yeah, Um.....................................
This shit was fucking horrible! Basura!
Sweet Yeezus Christ Superstar! Really though?
I mean I love me some Kim & her ass is official
but I can't sit hear & torture my ears to this so called "Jam" of hers!
WTF? The Dream done set that bitch up, for real.
This song sounds like a 5th Grader wrote it w/ a dam Crayola Brown Crayon!
This shit is caca to my ears, g*ddamn!   I feel so sorry for her now.
This was just as bad as that Real Housewife of Atlanta bitch,
that put out that shit "Tardy For The Party"
Alright, Kim's ain't as bad as that one was but shit their neck & neck!
I still love Kim & would love to one day give one of them beautiful pieces of ham a smack,
possibly even add a 'lil glaze to 'em but the truth is the truth. It ain't her fault.
Alot of people need to get fired for misleading this booty queen. I need an Advil!
I'm a pray for her tonight, cause the world is about to ridicule her & her "Jam"

UK's Version of Americas TV Show "Cheaters" Gone Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!













This shit was crazy!!!!!!!!!   Allegedly this is legit, real, it really happened.  
Nowadays w/ the type of shows & movies and special effects that are out
it's hard to tell the difference (at times) between fact and fiction. 
If this is 100% percent real?   Then holy fucking shit! This shit is crazy!

Thursday, January 20

Thursday, January 13

Gucci Mane Gets A New Tattoo! WTF?






































I mean honestly, this could go so many ways, but I ain't fin' a say a damn thang!
Except for WTF? I mean for real!  C'mon son!
Just know to never cop ya weed from the same person he gets it from!





Monday, November 29

Chris Brown Gay Rumors Surface!

























WTF? Say it ain't so? Just when I started listening to his music again!
I don't know if this is true, I'm not saying this is true but I'm fin to say this is some nasty shit.
Why is there so much gay talk in the industry nowadays!?
These Raz B fruity flaming prancin' muthafuckas!  This fairy in the video talking 'bout he ain't gay.
Listen, if you inappropriately touch another person of the same sex in any kind of sexual manner, your gay point blank. Or bi! These fruity cupcakes piss me off w/ that shit.
"I ain't gay" Nigga u gay! If u gay u gay. Be gay.
But don't disrespect by saying u fooled around w/ another man but that doesn't make u gay.
Bull fucking shit. I wanna fucking Hayukin' this loser!  I hope he lying. If he isn't, it is what it is. 
If your a flamingo be a fucking flamingo!  Go flock w/ other dancing pink flamingos! 
But don't sit there and say your a lion.  Bitch I'm a lion and I'm a chop ya fucking head off
u come around here w/ that bullshit.  I swear to God, this shit gets under my g*ddamn skin and crawls! I feel like stabbing somebody!

to read more on this nasty shit
go to h8terade

Saturday, November 27

Under Siege!


I’m sure by now you heard of the government seizure of Onsmash.com and DaJaz1.com, along with RapGodfathers.com. Not really familiar on RapGodfathers, but Onsmash and Dajaz1 were and are part of the New Music Cartel group of influential hip-hop bloggers that really provided the latest in music and etc.

However, what’s crazy is that Onsmash and DaJaz1 both would for the most part get their music related content directly from the artists, labels and authorized representatives of the artists. And if anything was questionable, it would be removed immediately.

Its kinda crazy because it seems that the U.S. government just seized the domains without any legal fair warning or notification to atleast gives those respective sites a chance to explain themselves and or show paperwork, email chains and etc. It seems that the U.S. government
can & will take over any hip-hop (or music blog really) without any consideration of what the actual blog provides to the community and to its genre. While this music blog shit is all gray area and has been for years, I hope this seizure does FINALLY open some much needed dialog with the record labels, the blog industry and now, the U.S. government. At the very least, correspondence and “some” kind of opportunity for blogs in question to give their side of the stoy is the very least the government and the RIAA can do.

#FreeOnSmash and #FreeSplash

-Dro (The305)

MS.COM-
Yo, that is some scary shit! HTF, are they 'gon to do that there?
WTF? Welcome to the New World Order!

I personally never went on those blogs but I heard of them, and from having my own blog,
I think it's beyond fucked up!  What G*ddamn rights do we have then?
No warning they just snatched & grabbed!
I hope they get back on & are able to keep the brand they done built.
All the fucking problems in this country, and they focus is on this?
Wow! I'm heated right now!



via The305

Saturday, November 13

R.Kelly No Longer Trapped In The Closet! LMFAO!


WTF?  I guess Kell's finally found his way out that dam closet after all, Pause!
I kept questioning weather I should post this or not.
This is some sick shit.  I don't even want my cereal no mo'! 
Well thank God there won't be anymore
"Trapped In The Closet" songs coming out after this shit!
 

Saturday, October 30

Introducing "The Obamarator!" LMFAO!


Yeah, it is what it looks like! WTF? 
I wonder how many women are getting this shit for Christmas this year? 
This is the only way Obama is gonna actually help anyone out! 
This is for those who want to get screwed over by Obama twice! 

Monday, October 25

Man Eats Woman Out On The MTA In NYC



WTF?  That pussy couldn't wait till he got home?  Spread 'em!  Lol!
Somebody pass that nigga a napkin! 
I feel sorry for who ever sat in that same spot the next morning!
Walking around the subway w/ some crusty ass white spots on they ass!
Q Pusha-T "UHHHHHH"

Thursday, August 19

Footage Of Method Man Getting Hit w/ A Bottle



Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnn!  Was their performance that dam bad?
That shit looked like it hurt!  I think even Lil' Wayne felt that shit all the way in Rikers!
"Muthafucka, g*ddamn!"

Monday, August 9

Bangs Official Honda Australia Commercial!



LMFAO!  This is fucking crazy!  G*damn.  This wouldn't fly in the US.  You know their officially calling Bangs The Australian "Soldier Boy" now!   WTF?  I'm still in shock!  But let me say the girl in the purple shirt can get it!  Let me find out Australia got some eye candy?  It shouldn't be hard to bag her considering Bangs is someone out there!  If you missed his Facebook Song,
I've posted it below.  Warning!  (Don't drink liquids while watching!)

Saturday, August 7

Lady Gaga Jumps In Crowd @ Lollapalooza 2010


 

And what have White people said about rap?  I had to splash my ass with holy water after watching this shit.That's whats up though, Gaga connected with the people.  I just hope a finga ain't slide up somewhere where it doesn't belong.  I don't think she would mind though!  Did you understand any of the words?  It sounded like Waka Flaka sped up and alot louder with drums instead of gunshots!

Wednesday, August 4

A Real Murder Caught On Tape



Grandpa ain't playing! G*ddamn! What started out as a skit for a show
ended up in cold blood! I don't know what to say 'bout this shit.
Granp's probably thought it was an animal or something, I guess.
But WTF?

Friday, July 9

Malice Of The Clipse "This Is Only A Test"



WTF? Is this directed towards a younger audience? This is on some 'ol PBS reading rainbow shit.
I was waiting for Malice to start talking in an accent!  I mean his intentions I guess we're well
but honestly I don't get it.  This has got to be part of his community service or something!
I obviously failed his test!

Sunday, May 16

Delonte West Sleeping with LeBron’s Mom!?























Now, there are many conspiracy theories as to why LeBron played the way he did in both game 5 & 6. If this one is true about teammate Delonte West sleeping with his mom, I can definitely believe this is the type of shocking news that could have effected King James’ game.

From Terez Owens…

In what is truly a disturbing story, comes exclusive Terez Owens news that LeBron’s teammate Delonte West is sleeping with LeBron’s Mother Gloria James..Yes, this is the purported story coming from my source in Cleveland..My source explains the following.”My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He’s good friends with a lot of guys at the Q, including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Dan Gilbert personally.My uncle has been told that Delonte has been banging Gloria James (Lebron’s Mom) for some time now. Somehow Lebron found out before game four and it destroyed their chemistry and divided the team. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t true but it happened. .” With Delonte West’s checkered past, LeBron can be none too pleased with his teammate and good friend hanging with his Mother… The Cavs definitely looked like a different squad from game 4 on..especially LeBron…coincidence, or did this really just happen? Maybe this is the reason LeBron’s leaving Cleveland..-TO

via Yuhmm Mag